My trousers were never this personal.

Careful where the trousers suck

cold proof, must be the the inner lining

Oh, sweat-sucking trousers! I’m so wet for you!

Rich in elasticity… just don’t eat them or you’ll get bouncy.

I always feel soft, light and fluffy when I suck sweat…

The version for men is soft, fleshlight and fluffy.

The first line of the description also describes marshmallow.

Oh, you pore sucker!

A Beautiful Mind like me needs those Beautiful Trousers.

These trousers are making me pant.

Trousers for easy ventilating. Now you can indulge in beans, peas, and onions.

My dog pants all the time.

I notice that thy are quite tight around the ankles.

Is this to stop on dripping verywhere?

If you’ve got that much sweat, maybe you need trousers with less quality of cold-proof.

When the trousers hyperventilate some plick gets dizzy.

So sayeth; The Great Ho tung

They are a sweat sucking, sock tucking, son of a britch

I always thought women are suckers for skirts …

– Yes, Miss. These trousers are beautiful, soft, light, fluffy, rich in elasticity, fashionable, more comfortable, more personal, more quality, and they suck!

I love feeling fluffy rich.

These trousers are; sweat sucking, sock tucking, sons of britches.

You had me at sweat-sucking.