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Always building something how understand
We’re building a better Shanghai inconveniently yours
We enjoy having to make detours
As long as they are not in this construction for the incontinence. Those explosions and other sudden lout noises can scare the stuff out of you.
Go ahead, make my inconvenience!
Must be politicians. They always enjoy making everything inconvenient.
Hassles R Us.
We’re building resentment.
Scale this billboard and check out our latest project!
Hey, we’re trying to work within tolerances here.
Yes we not understand.
Duplicate comment detected. Please understand …
Well our politicians are in construction for the kick backs.
“I did it for the nookie.” -Limp Bizkit
Beats obfuscation I guess.
V are here to give you ze works.
Trouble Makers Inc.
We are not constructing a convenience for your incontinence.
Sounds like an average government department, to me.
To make matters worse, have shanghaied all th Traffic Controllers.
The Brazil Olympics should adopt this slogan!
Back in high school, I read about how a Chicago mayor (prior to Richard J. Daley) had trouble dealing with rebellious alderman, and the book’s author said that he probably could have subdued them by deliberately tying up streets and neighborhoods in their wards with overlong street construction projects, or even stopping the collection of garbage. But he did no such thing and eventually got voted out of office.
This is Nintendo’s official slogan. 😉
I. The Emperor Nero. Have approved this message
Now if you’ll quietly go away, we can stop all this inconvenience.
Bloody tourists.
There is nothing we won’t do for your inconvenience. If you want misery, that’ll cost you a bit more.
We’re converting this neighborhood into a giant Sokoban playing field!
Must be using the same city-planning consultants as Dallas.