We use gloves…

Butt they better be careful.

Now I’m really worried.

You handle your own backside

This sounds rather omnibus to me.

*Insert* your caption at here!

Be careful what you touch

And even a bit sinistral.

@Huu Yuu 0407. You wouldn’t dare! :Roll:

This is what I tell my girlfriend 😉

Not even an inch.

Broke Back Kitchen.

Kitchen timer has a time and a place for everything.

Your ass is not grass, it’s felt.

Espanola = There is carful use and management of its back.

Probably means something like – do not open, or pack, with this side down.

I have seen larger cartons with the instruction. “Do not handle form this side” on the back.

It seems that news of my farting prowess has reached China.

Handle very carefully, it already has a crack in it.

Kitchen timer designed for prison cafeterias

Kitchen timer says I’m a little behind.

“You using the whole fist doc?” – Fletch
“Moon river……”

Proctologist: “This won’t hurt a bit.”

Then he jams what feels like three foot of black hose, up your date.

Don’t believe him.

@Marum | 6:18 am: The question is: Which bit won’t it hurt? 😉

@DnT 0634. He probably really means, it won’t hurt him a bit.

I’d expect you to at least buy me a drink first.

FWIW, the Spanish says basically the same thing.

And there is not so careful use and handling.

Hey, don’t you get assy with me!!!

If I could just find that ‘Do Me’ butt-on …

Thank goodness it’s a compact kitchen timer. Otherwise careful handling wouldn’t be sufficient.

There’s careful use, and then there’s how we handle your backside.
Choose wisely.

Got your back, Jack.

Ass, gas, or grass, nobody cooks for free.

Behave yourself or you are not going to like what I will do to your backside!

Step 1: skip the beans
Step 2: don’t bend over

DING! “Next!”

So very glad this page doesn’t allow photo comments.

sorry colonoscopy

@Huu Yuu 0409. And she believed you?

Don’t go on too rough. Please. PLEASE!!!

…and then there is sloppy use of same. Proctologist on premises if you encounter the latter.