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Little brown ones
Jellybeans?
Funny I thought they were shirt potatoes
Thy actually look more like they are filled with silicon, rather than beans.
I suppose the dress has “clams” wriitten on it.
I went to BEANS U — The school of hard knocks, and I got beaned frequently.
I don’t mind getting into beans myself.
Hooman beans.
That is the strangest way to warn that one is gassy.
Is she Kim Jong Un’s mistress?
I don’t see why she needs to advertise her small boob size.
She is part of the wind section of the school band.
As long as they’re fava beans and accompanied by a nice chianti.
It must be cold in here. I can see your pintos.
If this is a second hand store they’re refried beans.
@jjhitt 0419. As long as it’s not Novas.
“What is wrong with your Chevy Pedro?”
“No va hombre, ¡NO VA!”
“Do you mean to stand there and tell me you eat nothing but tortillas and beans?”
Alfredo was astonished. “Jesus Christ,” he said, “what more do you want?”
— John Steinbeck, Tortilla Flats
That top doesn’t do her any favas.
Great outfit so far. How about a windbreaker?
@Huu Yuu 0410. They look Quite esculent to me.
SHe only wears that outfit when she’s a-mung friends.
Bean is a lucky guy!
They look so shiny.
I wonder if there a position available as; Chief Knocker Polisher.
NAH!!. Forget it. I’d probably go blind.
From the glare – that is. 👿
sponsored by Heinz.
A lovely Korean bit of fluff,
Polished her boobs with a buff,
Her boyfriend was amazed,
But in no way was he fazed,
For he had a tool to deglaze them enough.
@Marum | 4:04 am: On her underpants it says CHICK PEAS. 😈
Haha. I thought thy might have: Repeat! All ye who enter here.
Open a can of human beans♫
Open a can and see their crazy dreams♫
Okay Warner Brothers… that’s going too far on the retconning of your old cartoon characters
With a skimpy outfit like that her beans must get chili.
They don’t know beans about English.
I’m Rowan Atkinson and I approved this Engrish.
Just hope it doesn’t say ‘Juicy’ on the back of the skirt.
On back side of garment: FLAT AND PROUD!
Shouldn’t “beans” be on the back side of the skirt?
Instructions on skirt tag: Risk of explosion, open with care.
Equivalent top in Israel:
“Bubkis”
Hills: But Huma, it just doesn’t suit you!
Huma: It’s referring to Anthony’s Weiner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZB20bXhMDE
Bean there done that!
Good thing they kept kosher and left out the pork.
She’s probably also wearing legume warmers.
I suppose that’s better than “flapjacks”.