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Things got real for Ai.
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She is brondette
… And that is why she is upset.
Why the frown
So why did she die her hair
Like the girl on picture in the background?
Blonde is the new black
– Sum Ting Wong Wit Mai Blond?!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I give you exhibit A.
Life is better with a blurred out face
She must be drunk; her face is blurred.
“I feel so bad I just want to dye.”
This must be a blonde joke!
Wearing that shirt shows she’s already blonde inside.
A blond would get a seat on the bus, for starters.
A blond kidnaps a schoolboy on his way home.
She puts a note in his pocket: “Give me $10,000 .00 or you will never see your son again.”
Next day sh grabs the kid again. In his pocket is $10,000.00 and a note: “I didn’t know one blonde could do this to another!”
With that look on her face.
I’m definitely not going to see, if she is a blond or not.
The girl behind her must b 9 feet tall.
Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Blondes?
Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not Blondes?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not Blondes?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not Blondes?
I have a QUESTION for any of you reading this (preferably the webmaster): was this woman duped into having her picture taken? Because I very much doubt that she really was told in Chinese why someone wanted to take her picture. In fact, it doesn’t look like she consented to being photographed at all…
My name is Blonde, Janes Blonde.
Rife! Go figule…
Meanwhile, in some western country, a blonde is wearing that exact same tshirt, but has it on backwards unknowingly
So how come Scandinavia and Finland have so much depression and suicide?
An equation that self reduces to zero:
The less she gets, the crankier she becomes.
The crankier she becomes, the less she gets.
@Eff Eff 0426. The language kills.
Ever heard of true blonde Chinese women? Yeah, me neither.
(Ugh, I’ve posted too late.)