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Someone’s at the cavity…
You make a better door cavity than a window cavity.
Photo courtesy of Robert Lindwall.
Found in China.
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Somewhere to put the key
Put some in your pie hole today!
Waiter this tastes a little woody
It’s one of those hole-in-the-wall eateries.
I’m sorry, but what the h… is this? I won’t caption it until I have some idea.
Bad Xiang! Go and stand in the door cavity and think about what you did!
@sirpaulfan: Well, Auricularia is a jelly-ear fungus but I have no idea if it looks like the picture when it’s cooked.
You’re Not Welcome To Be Back Again!
Our cavity is always open
And there is also Poor Jiang‘s mouth cavity.
Goodbye, Xiang. Don’t let the door hit you in the cavity on the way out.
This is going to make Knock Knock jokes incredibly messy.
Beware of the Cavity Creeps.
Food that helps promote tooth decay and door decay.
Those are funny slices of door in that picture.
If a door has a bad Xiang cavity, what kind of dentist specialist does the door go to?
I guess Phil McCavity has been at it again
Humour-less me again.
Left to right, first Chinese character Zao is the lees left over of grain liquor production. It can also mean waste or bad.
Second character Xi’an means scent.
Third one, Men, means door.
Fourth, Qiang, cavity.
But third and fourth characters combined means tongue. Usually pig tongues.
Now you know the rest of the story.
Some incompetent translator used online Chinese to English dictionary to translate this liquor flavored pig tongue Shanghai dish into a not so entertaining joke.
Boss should use the translator’s door cavity as an yoyo.
Correction to last post. It’s Xiang not Xi’an. Auto correct auto messed.
Mustard Auricularia is Bad Malaria in disguised.
Xiang isn’t bad; he was “framed”!
The door has cavities because the Auricularia was growing all over it.
The Doors had a huge cavity from the departure of Jim Morrison.
From ‘Dentist Always Rings Twice’
– Did you like Xiang, darling?
– Xiang? That b… mustard!
What? I can’t hear you! I’ve got this damn mustard in my ear cavities!
Stuck between a door and a hard place
Last week they served spicy chicken asshole.
Also known as back door cavity.
Before you enter the door, bad Xiang will give you a full cavity search
@Algrnon. 0554. Ben doon and Phillip McCavity.
@filboid: I got mustard in my nasal cavity, and I can’t stop sneezing.