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We “Aim at the best apex”, so you “Aim at the best apex” too, please.
I had an establish of impulse at your feet, but it was shaken because it got stepped on.
Impulses are usually pretty base.
So this is basically apex over base.
Sounds like we’re talking twin peaks here
Ah, “Grown Progress”, the new frankenfood from Monsanto.
Maybe it’s the gun in the ppcket
If Gaiijin go base over apex, laughing crowd approaches.
If glound shakes beneath feet, beware of blicks falling on apex.
Growing progress takes a lot of fertiliser. Luckily, we can get that from politicians making speeches.
Yes, the meaning of this certainly exceeds my imagination!
Grow your own progress.
This kind of progress is on shaky ground.
Stephen King’s latest novel – Ground Shaking Progress.
Is that one of those Hemp shirts?
The best apex is probably a monkeyx
These shirts ALWAYS exceed our imagination.
@Frank Burns: Maybe they’re growing pro-grass.
@Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am: I thought an apex was a dead simian.
Typical Asian Communist Party speech!
@ Droll not Troll: Well, I admit there’s a simianity between them …
I love reading your boobs.
Are there red nails poking out of this shirt or are you just exceeding your imagination?
are you telling me that our built dreams are going to crumble under us like shaky ground?
How about Acme? I have an account with Acme.
Help! I can’t get up! An ideal caught my feet and I can’t use them anymore!