Hope I live up to their expectations…

What the bed

Perhaps a de flower

It was so happy that it rose for a second time.

It was just a little prick

Life is a bed of roses.

The End slept here, and it was happy.

Rose is happy if she’s fertilised.

Yes “it” was very happy, and she was satisfied too.

Hope it was happy or it gets the rose again.

And if it was not, then you should probably consider a divorce and/or an annulment.

Yes, unfortunately just one night stand.

It was happy until it started showing symptoms of herpes.

That is what you call a comforter.

Are they sure this one is from Madagascar and not one of those hourly rate hotels in Japan?

At least it wasn’t Engrish saying “Hope it was Sloppy!”

I’m Mr. Happy and I endorse this bedspread.

Yeah, happy so long as Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private don’t show up to spoil it all.

The brand new, unused version has cherries on it, too.

I want a refund!

Talk about going to your “Happy Place”……..

The Birds and the Bees

@Yu No Hoo: Good one!! 😀

It’s not critical. If the last “happy” was not satisfactory, you can always have another one.

He: “I gather you were a cherry my dear.”

She: “I wouldn’t b so rash as to claim that, but I still have the box it came in.”

Hope springs eternal. Bed springs don’t last as long.

happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy. CRASH!!!

(The springs broke in Mad Aga’s Car)

meh

Rest in peace

I missed your birthday?

Tem years ago, before marriage.

Exhibit A in “Awkward Ways to Announce Wanting a Divorce,” say it with lovely home furnishings!