You know I can’t eat mushrooms…

I was going to have some, but the flesh eating bacteria already ate it up.

Whenever I eat at this restaurant, the food just goes right through me…

Fried in battery acid to give it an energetic flavor.

– And one flu over the cuckoo’s nest, please.

First you get high (from mushrooms), and then you get die (from bacteria)

The food that makes you sick

I’ll have the radioactive rattlesnake with arsenic, please.

French fries everything else.

Mmmm! GMO! Thanks, Monsanto.

I wondered why the cook was wearing a hazmat suit.

Me want rots!

Just eats me away

Whats that a mushroom got your tongue

Can’t be any worse than Lutefisk.

This fish has not merely been fermented, it has been corroded!

Is this the Chinese variant of Surströmming?

For all mushroomheads out there

Apparently, the Chinese government has upped its efforts to enforce truth in advertising.

This restaurant is great for a food-fight.

Here, the food fights you.

great news! the fried fish is now 10% off!

no wait, make that 15% off…

scratch that… 20%… 25%…

*begging* hurry and please order the fish before my profits go into the red…

Not served at that downtown cafeteria, I suppose?