Sick of all these whores tramping around…

They are awhoreable

No tarts either

That picture of the whore looks like an old nag to me.

Well that a relief you never know who’s been sheeping around

I would want to go whoresback riding anyways.

I can’t believe I *** the whore thing!

This is an outrage! Riding whores in the forest is a perfectly normal pastime.

Darn it, I was hoping to get a piece of trail here.

I guess they’re trying to spruce up the place.

Casa de putas? As they say: Mi casa su casa.

No? Well, something must be causing all that wood!

Just follow the red prick road.

No pony tang?

What if they’re not mounted?

Please do not listen to Miley Cyrus while riding.

Can I bring whores d’oeuvres?

This is supposed to be Finnish not Spanish.

Manipela 2 Kina meri I stap long bikbus nabout nabout.

@EffEff. That is to expected of the Finns. Their language is so bloody difficult, even thy can’t speak it.

We don’t want people tramping all over the countryside.

Close only counts in whore’s shoes

♫ Wild wild whorses, couldn’t drag me a-way. ♫

There’s already a farm nearby where you can satisfy your perverted pleasures!

Try the Red Light forest down the road.

It’s enough to put any bloke off a sex tour of Finland.

Be careful when people ask for directions to the stable.

A whore! A whores! A kingdom for a whores!

The King of hearts,
He made some tarts,
All on a summer’s day,
When the Queen of Harts,
Heard about those tarts,
They bore his nuts away.

How could you say no to those big brown eyes with the batting eyelashes.

But what if I don’t want to be saddled with a regular girlfriend?

Huora mainittu. – Torilla tavataan !

@Tankero 0411. Mein Herr! Dies ist das Finnisch.

This appears to be a “Cluster of F—s” Hevosia does appear to be Finnish for horses/horse. How it got “el” in front of it God only knows. El indicates male, (Esp) and la would indicate female. (Esp) ie. El Gato = male cat and La Gata = female cat. Then it descended from farce into bathos, with the Engrish translation of “whores”. ergo: La Puta or El Puto.(Esp) Anyway. It is probably an Unicorn. They traditionally have a liking for human women, especially virgins. Although I imagine they would be considerably “unvirgined” by the time the Unicorn had finished with… Read more »

Finnish is so difficult, that only Hungarians speak it.

Reminds me of the proposed fetish club catering for the bestiality, flagelation and necrophilia markets. – it would never work, they were flogging a dead horse!!!!!