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Damn kids…
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Kids sucks … ask your doctor about Lycra to make them go away.
It looks more like a vacuum tube. It will sucks the kids right up.
*tube sock
I’d be careful of the daggy
Kids sucks what
Those are kinky socks…. :O
Kids sucks what, exactly, that is between 13-15 cm?
That fox looks a little too happy…..
Between 13-15 cm – that’s how long my pen is!
(FYI, it’s a Pilot Super Grip ball-point) 😛
for altar boys
This caption socks
They’re even more stupid than chicken
– Sweetie? You sucks again?!
A good chew toy for doge, then.
Probably meant ‘Kids focks’. That does look like a focks…
“Oh, put a sock in it.”
They’re not sucks, they’re hoes.
…their thumbs.
That’s one of Ann Ramsey’s lines from “Goonies.”
Dump kids!
I’d like to buy a vowel.
Grammat teachers suck.
Look mate. I don’t think you and your wife have figured out how fostering works.
If I see that sucking fox in my henhouse again, I will put 80 grains of lead up its date.
If you used Lycra, or latex, or anything.
Kids would not be a problem.
♫A fox went out on a starry night,
And he prayed to the moon to give him light,
He had many a mile to go that night,
Before he reached the Suck Ho,
Suck Ho, Suck ho,
He had many a mile to go that night,
Before he reached the Suck Ho♫
Is this a condom ad?
Apparently, Doge also fits into these sucks.
For that nephew you could never really tolerate.
There you go, kid. Pick up any pair you want on your way out of the confessional booth. Remember, the Lord moves in mysterious ways.
When rat poison isn’t enough.
I remember reading about an advertisement for Electrolux vacuum cleaners: “nothing sucks like Electrolux.”
Remember, our children are the future – which also sucks.
Get your socks off my lawn!
As a teacher, I must agree!
AS an semi-retired school teacher I have to agree AND disagree.
Agree on the “Kids sucks” part,
but disagree on the grammatical part . . . they really meant “KIDS SUCK”
Chnia htaes kids b. Cause they sucks some azs