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Where is the love? Maybe you can find it in these word search puzzles.
THCESO is the improved version of the extract from pot. It makes you find love.
At last a bear that speaks in tongues
Perhaps its pointing where to u ran ate
well thceso you too! And stick in up the skjg ghogljr.
Skjg ghogljr’ you too!
I didn’t know pandas speak Klingon.
DrLex: Pandas DO know how to cling-on to trees.
If a thousand pandas type at a thousand keyboards, they’re bound to come up with one sentence that makes sense eventually.
I used to know Icelandic pretty well, but I must be getting a bit rusty.
Panda-like typing detected.
Thceso skjg ghogljr YOU! too. And the horse you rode in on!
Beware of panda shooting arrow with eyes closed.
Qapla’, the Klingon says.
Maybe I should ask Robert Langdon.
Love means never having to say you’re thceso.
The panda is obviously dyslexic. He’s probably looking for a VOLE.
Love makes blind and obviously the designer of this shirt is head over heels.
If you speak Engrish, there is no love!
Panda eat love and shoot and skgj ghogljr.
Of course it makes no sense without punctuation.
W ar so so solly. Our random word generator has run amok, and taken over the factory. Does anyone remember the password?
One should not try to talk,, when one is having oral sex with one’s Panda.
I get it! That is what she said, when panda shot her up her bum with that arrow.
I’ve figured out some words: Top group:
Line one. fourth word: R
Line two. third word: E
Line three. third word: A
Line four. third word: R
Here. lines: 4321
Our signwriter has been drinking Fruity Dys Lexia.
What the hell did they mean by ‘where is the love’ and ‘you’?!
Close relative of Lorem Opposum
@72°:00 09.59
Maybe Loris Opossum?
It seems the panda’s first target was the shirt typist. And it was fatal.
I think he’s hunting a shoggoth.
to the coworker who changed my keyboard layout from qwerty to dvorak:
you can go pjui yourself
The Angry Typesetter Strikes Again!
The typist is a hunt-and-pecker, while the panda is a-huntin’ pecker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcHPNUN-U8E
After eating his meal at the restaurant, the panda suddenly took out his bow and fired arrows at everyone. The bartender then asked, “What did you do that for?!” As the panda walked out the door, he said, “I’m a panda, go look it up.”
The bartender found a dictionary behind the bar counter, and looked it up. It read:
Panda – A black and white bear-like animal native to Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.
barbarbarbarbarbarbar.
Rerax, panda, you’re just typing Chinese characters on a Roman-alphabet keyboard. Also, the love is in your dreams. Pure white love.
More CIA Cypher, brought to you by THCESO the illiterate panda.