Must be a caucasian snail…

Snail is the new white

Do they leave snail trails

Mrs Porn swears by it

She’s so beautiful and sticky!

Inspired by ‘Snail White and the Seven Slugs’

Snail White and the seven dwarf bamboo plants.

Warning: Do not use with salt!

Facial cream and leg remover?

NOTE: make sure to apply very slowly

Make your wrinkles escargot away.

I think the exclamation mark on that sign says it all.

Makes you more white? Something that Michael Jackson would use?

But I swear, there’s shrinkage!

But if you don’t like your skin flesh and worm, try our ‘Snail Polish Remover’

“But I’m pulling on the snail, and no facial cream is coming out”
“Just try a few more pulls….”

“this cream must be slow acting!” 🙂

“Mirror. Mirror on the wall, who is the slowest one of all?”

Snailwhite!

Maybe in Thailand it is, but in Bangkok is a different kind of facial.

Snail White and the three Bleahs.

@Algernon 0403. That is why women have legs. 😉

When asked how a shipment of Escargot got lost.

An Australia Post spokesperson explained: “We had the little buggers cornered, when, with an amazing burst of speed, they leapt away from us, and galloped into the distance. Despite our best efforts, they were too fast for us.

Namu Life: enjoy life at snail pace.

@FB. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY. 👿

Puts a slime on your face.

@72rd 0422.
Would that, by chance, be the Giant African Slug, that the DPI. is always raving about. (DPI = Dept. of Primary Industries)

Snailed it.

@ Marum: Uh, I thought you mean Dots Per Inch!

My hovercraft is full of snails. And btw you can also get tons of fresh snail in winter.

@72rd. There was a bloke who had a very small penis which he was seeking to improve. He saw doctors a plenty, but nothing worked. One English doctor h consulted had studied hypnosis, so he thought that Post Hypnotic suggestion might help. Every time someone said, “pardon”, he gained 1/16″. . So over the next few days everything was going increasingly well, (one might say) until he was walking past Harrods. An Arab gentleman came flying out the door, and knocked him flying. The Arab bloke and his bodyguard, picked the poor bloke up, dusted him off, and exclaimed! A… Read more »

BTW. Do the dots talk to you? 😆

Eh, I always kinda liked Rice White more. It’s just a tad whiter

* insert zootopia sloth memes here

Now with 20% less snips and puppy dog’s tails.

@Lora: You mean that, until now, women have been putting BOYS on their faces?? 😛

I’m shocked…shell shocked!

When you invent a better face cream the world will ooze a trail of slime to your door.

Brrrr! It’s cold. I wonder if it’s been snailing outside?

Nah, I’m good with sluggrey.

Try also ‘SNAIL BROWN NO.2’ – Thailand’s best smelling facial cream!

Unfortunately, there really is face cream made from snail slime (mucin).

Tsunade is in the facial cream business now?