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I love it! sort of.
Gluten free mostly.
I’ll bet those vegetarians are steamed about this!
I’ll just drive to the store in my partial zero emissions vehicle and buy some of those.
Hope there’s plenty of gluten – I’m wholly partial to gluten
schrodinger’s ramen
Serves 3½.
I don’t know I’m divided
Careful it may contain traces of meat
@RT Schrodinger’s ramen lmao!!!!
I guess that’s better than all the veggies being made of wheat as well.
Whole wheat nude elles.
Is this better for you than ordinary pornography?
@timmy 1415. Yes. It can be Ramen or Udon at the same time, depending on which it chooses to be.
and @RT 1322. Entschuldigen mir.
They quantum noodles. Don’t watch them boil or it changes the outcome.
Should not be eaten by women who are slightly pregnant.
I can’t partially differentiate between wheat and oats.
whole wheat partially means unwholesome.
The person who designed the package was not all there.
Buying food like this goes against the grain.
Half-assed marketing.
@Marum | 13.00
Entschuldigen *Sie*, nicht mir…
Grammar nazi schlägt – auf deutsch.
Whole or whole not – there is no partially.
Implying this will be eaten partially with spoon. What’s the fun in that. Gulp.
It’s like there’s a partially in my mouth!
@Filboid 1630 Entschuldigen Sie mir.” Natürlich. I was on a phone call so I was being lazy. Wie man sich bettet, so liegt man. oder: Man weiß, was man tun sollte.
One should not hack Deutsch about as we do unto English.
♫Whatever have they done to the old mother tongue,
They have mangled strangled wrangled and destroyed it♪
BTW. Danke. I was unsure about the “mir” Deshalb: “Entsculdigen danke.” oder “Entschuldigung!” Tausend dank,auch mate! As you no doubt know, Deutsch is my second language. I welcome your correction.
German Indonesian fusion food “Nazi Goering” served with severe prejudice.
Hole Wheat
First fried vegetarian with egg, now vegetarian flavor? Seems like the hunting season is in full effect.
50% of the time they’re 100% whole wheat
CAUTION: May contain 100% of nuts
“Whole wheat” Partially?
In another universe, the Laws of Physics as we know them, may be totally different. (Stephen Hawking or Albert Einstein???)
Schroedinger’s wheat.
It can be whole or partial, depending on what the observer wishes to see.
Our observations of an object are merely our observations, and have no bearing on the true nature of the object. (Kant – German philosopher)
@Filboid 1315. It is only zero emission if you don’t fart. Methane is an important greenhouse gas too.
EDIT: It should have been multiple choice
“Whole wheat” Partially?
In another universe, the Laws of Physics as we know them, may be totally different.
A:
1. Stephen Hawking?
2. Albert Einstein?
3. Spike Milligan?
Contains pure, artificial eggs