We need more Hold Water Cups.

The Official Ewell Gibbons machine.

Have you ever drunk a water machine? Goes good with a pine tree.

You’ll need medicine after this.

“I can’t believe I drank the whole thing.”

Tap not filtered

You never know where the water comes from

CAUTION: Water machine can be drunk

Also, spend our ATM machine

Go home, water machine – you’re drunk!

OK, as long as I don’t have to pee the toilet later.

I was looking for the beer machine.

We need to send some of these to Flint Michigan.

Warning: May contain nuts. And screws. And pipe.

Shut up water machine! You’re not my REAL dad!

If it’s ABS plastic, it will melt above 105 degrees Celcius. I see no problems here.

I think we should have captions for the “Soylent” ads that keep showing up here.

I never drink water. Look what fish do in it. (W.C. Fields)

TOXIN FREE.
Yep! All them toxins that are in plastic, come free with this machine

DRINK CANADA DRY

Don’t stand too close. The red one drinks you.

@Frank Burns: And insert one into Snyder, preferably sideways!

FECK! ARSE! GIRLS! WATER MACHINE!

WARNING: Don’t drink a water machine under the influence of a car

@Dr Lex. I see a problem. I operate at 98.4F. I am not sure I could pee, an whole unmelted water cooler.

Seems a bit redundant to label it as a drink the water machine – there’s a picture of daffodils right on it.

If you’re on vacation in Mexico do they have don’t drink the water machines?

In the German language, there are the words “trinken”, to drink, and “traenken” to give water. When I made an error, my instructor said, “You can’t drink a sheep.” I replied, “You can after you put it into a blender!” She asked, “What’s a blender?”

@Long Tom.0421

Das Mixergerät = blender

die Küchenmachine = food processor

I love the term “grocer” = Das Lebensmittelhändler

Nicht faulenzen! Ich müsste ein bier haben.

Or snort a Coke machine

At long last, we have the Liquid-State Water Machine.