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My old bag does not say that 😉
That bag is an invitation for gropers.
That bag does not look like it is made of felt.
♪ ♫ When I think about you, I touch my bag. ♪ ♫
For the full experience, first unzip the bag.
In that case I’d prefer a fanny pack.
Something for keeping balls in
Oh nuts
Just in case you got more junk than trunk.
This won’t stop the TSAs from pawing through your stuff, but it will cause them to put on an extra pair of gloves first.
For pleasure, push the button on my back side.
Hey man, like that’s just not my bag.
A way to distract the local chikan. (In Japan, a chikan is a person who gropes women on crowded subway cars.)
I’ve heard of having a lot of emotional baggage before……
They misspelled “pleather”.
You had me at ‘for’.
It’s made out of “Hand Tooled Leather”.
“Honey, why did you pack so many dildos?”
It’s Blondie’s bag, made out of de Vinyls
“Let’s all feel … FILL … Santa’s sack.”
Oh no. I feel a lump.
– Touch me, I’m a hand grenade!
Notice that lead, and the wire grid on the bag?
Try to steal it, and you’re toast.
Touch your OWN pleasure!