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Their teeny berets are so cute.
Hey, this spatula looks like a swatter…
Photo courtesy of Michele Garramone.
Found in Chengdu, China.
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Their yellow not black
You can’t catch a fly with vinegar, but you can catch a french fly with wine and cheese.
What would Charlie think
And the people wonder why that food item is not flying out of there like the other food on the menu.
And they don’t Flench nor can they be fried.
So this is the answer to ‘What has four wheels and flies?’
– Waiter, there are french flies on my plate!
– Would you like to try to crap your hands with that, Madam?
In America, we call them freedom flies.
French flies and catch up!
I suggest using a baguette to swat them.
Those frogs will anything, especially flies.
Those frogs will eat anything, especially flies.
It all started with the Montgolfier brothers.
Dans les pantalons, non?
Mouches pour la bouche
Well they did try to surrender to me.
They have Paris sights.
Time flies like an arrow, French flies like brie.
There once was a French lady who hated flies.
Until the day she opened one
@72rd 0419
A Bain Marie, non?
Q. Why do the French say “cwossant. (croissant)
A. Because thy can’t say “bwead woll”.
– I don’t want flies, Mommy, I want a Clunchy Flog Chocorat!
@Marum: lmao!!!!!!!!!
Let ’em eat flies!
Pommes fleet.
“Damn flying frogs comin’ here to Alberta and takin’ our jobs. Send ’em back to Quebec!”
Flies coated with batter and deep fried, obviously.