Next stop: Skynet.

They are doing segregation for robots already? What does the Robot bus look like? (with hookers and blackjack. Forget the bus!)

I didn’t know the human body had an option to be a Transformer! I guess it was some fat person to be such a huge bus.

“Doorman, call me a taxi.”
OK, sir, you’re a taxi, but you look more like a bus to me.”

Perverts would prefer looking at Human Busts

It is truly amazing what they can do with Genetic Engineering.

In my day, buses were purely mechanical.

I once knew a woman like that. She’d let anyone ride.

All together now….”The wheels on the bus go round and round.. The people on the bus go up and down…

My what weight you’ve put on

Priscilla, queen of the desert.

I get it! Hunan Bus Co. When tourists are sightseeing on the bus in Hunan Province, they can all sing.

♪We’re all going to the liver,
The wonderful the wonderfula liver♫

@DnT 0436 Did she also give change as well?

@Marum: She sold weekly tickets. She tried “monthly” tickets but they didn’t sell as well.

While you are there.
8305 Ice Crystal Dr
Ste 102
Laurel, MD 20723

Ask for the “Human Duck.” It is much better than Soylent Yellow, or green.

This particular one really likes to be serviced.

Like a bus…

Put a few together and have a race.

@Huu Yuu 0430. As far as it goes for this pervert, I like legs. If the lady has lovely legs, I imagine that everything else in the area is just as good. And it works it works. it works. it works. YIPPEEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEE !!!!!!

Still beats a Smart Car

@DnT 0455. I imagine the monthly ones, would only appeal to vampires.

She’s got a ticket to ride, but she don’t care.

Powered by Soylent Green Biofuels.

So many choices:

– Illegal to ride the post-1998 models
– Rejected character for “My Mother, the Car”
– In Soviet Russia, bus rides YOU!

Much slower than the Greyhound bus.

http://orig11.deviantart.net/715d/f/2013/174/e/5/turbo_teen_stock_transformation_01_by_dave_mcfly-d6acd16.gif

@Classic Steve 0915. Quicker? Not really. The Greyhound Bus stops at very lamppost, and also regularly pauses, to bite its nuts.

That is the problem with Biotech machinery.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_League

It’s the tour bus for this band!

Why all the snarky jokes about women? It’s a HUMAN bus. Don’t forget to snark men, too.

The Human Bus is made of PEOPLE!

@Auntie: Sorry, there are some jokes that only work for one particular sex.

CAUTION: Don’t drink driver

Very bustiful.

The Stuyvesant Green Line is made from people! People!!

(I know there’s no Stuyvesant Green Line bus route, but there could be in a dystopian future.)

@Auntie 0214.. OK Auntie.

Q. Why does the bus lose its identity all the time.

A. Because it’s male. It won’t ask for a Psyche Map.

Smells like teen spirit, or is that b.o.?

Didn’t the Xenophobes blow up the Human League’s bus?

No grays allowed.

Assuming the Human bus thing for a moment….. If a gay guy bus, and a lesbian bus left the same point for an identical journey of – say 100miles, which would always arrive first? The lesbian bus of course.
Why?
The gay guy bus would be bumming around while the lesbian bus would be going lickety split!

Did someone actually get my StarForce reference? 🙂