Are you sure that surgery is necessary?

Located next to the surprise birthday restaurant

Its missing a beat

But be the scared order of nuns

not for the fainted … of heart

There is a phobia of hearts? 😀

Surgeon general recommends: Quick and painless heart attack!

Wow that hospital must be very horrible with all scared hearts in there. Maybe the surgeons will cause scarred hearts.

Surgeon: (putting on Gumby props) Gloves…! Glasses…! Moustache…! Handkerchief…! (Gumby voice) ”I’M GOING TO OPERATE!!!”

Gumbys: ”LET’S OPERATE!!”

T.F. Gumby: (Sits up) ”HELLO!!!”

Surgeon: ”OOH! WE FORGOT THE ANAESTHETIC!!”

The most popular hospital in Scared People’s Republic of China

This heart must be in someone’s mouth!

Aorta be more careful around hearts.

That’s not blood coming out, it’s urine!

I recognise this from the show “Scurbs”.

You will be sacred to death!

If the Queen of Hearts is operating, then they have good reason to be scared…

They had to change it because they couldn’t say “sacred” in the People’s Republic Of China.

So that’s why Ann Wilson’s hair looks like that.

If you don’t pray to the Scared Mother, she will scare the hell out of you.

Every day at mealtime: chicken.

Initially founded with help frome the Austrian Empress Sissi.

Initially founded with help from the Austrian Empress Sissi.

The Top 5 things that would make you *really* scared if you heard them during surgery:

5:”Ew, yuck! that’s gross!”
4:”No Spike, give that back! Bad dog! Bad, bad, doggy!”
3:”Doctor, what are you doing here? Are you out on parole?”
2:”C’mon, lick it! I dare ya!”
1: Can anyone make that thing stop beating? It’s ruining my concentration.

We specialize in heart attacks. Not treating them, causing them.

It used to be Sacred until they started scaring the bejesus out of the patients.

The hospital is run by a foundation established by the Cowardly Lion.

Oh, sorry, I mean jointly established by the Cowardly Lion and his colleague of many years, the Tin Man.

@SF: Who’ya calling a sissy? Next time try it on a Finnish commando.

Don’t worry…be hopy

You Must Me Mass Sacred!

Name fully justified by its 100% fatality.

Be scared. Be very, very scared.

The scared and the seracul. (anagram)