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It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
We’re out of donuts
Don’t even try to steal this…
Photo courtesy of Perth Ophaswongse.
Found at restaurant in Bangkok, Thailand.
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Quick someone call the police
corn you can eat like a pig
Those are funny looking hats
For catching callused criminals. On foot.
Make a hole through the center of the corn cob, and you can’t tell that it is not a donut.
Caused by walking the beat, no doubt.
Instant promotion from a sergeant to a kernel.
Don’t make them get the buttering ram
My, officer, what small ears you have.
Can I get some Chips with that?
Well, at least he is treating…
those are used corn on cop, just look at the brown stains.
An elderly cop named John Puncheon,
Had an organ that had long ceased to function,
For the rest of his life,
He deceived his good wife,
By the most dexterous use of his truncheon
Alternative ammunition for BlacksLivesMatter members when they run out of bullets.
If one of the cops is Chief Wiggum, he’s probably left his gun there…
Don’t maize me bro!
My feet hurt from walkin the beat all day.
If you are with the beats all day, more than your feet would hurt
Prepare to be grossed out…
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This is in a podiatrist’s office.
Run! Get to the popper!
– Mmmmm … Copcorn!
The follow-up to GW’s advice to put food on your family…
Hey cop, does it hurt?
Perfect for catching the end of a Monty Python movie.
Kernels up! Don’t pop!!!!
Is there an APB on that ear of corn?