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I get a flushed feeling after using the toilet.
Just add water.
See men, she gets it…
Sounds like a job for horniness and retard
From little things big things grow
Cookies don’t feel crummy in milk white, they feel soggy.
Shirt happens if you fall asleep while taking Number Two.
LSD = Lactose Sexual Dream This is the adult mood, the dream feeling, and the color milk white, which leaves you feeling slightly flushed afterwards.
Heat flash…forget that, I’m having milk flashes!
A slight flush is fine for a #1 dream but for a #2 dream please use a full flush.
@iLock: Still with the homophones, eh? 😀
You’re bound to have crummy feeling if you’re not well bread.
If Bill Cosby offers you milk, don’t drink it.
Dunking Oreos may leave the milk crumby but it’s still dreamy, even as an adult.
Must be menopause. Stay away from her.
Someone has been drinking a bit too much of the Moloko Plus.
Have another Rufiie-colada my dear.
Colour milk white.
They are having an attack of the Blands.
@FB Did you say; Penis Colada?
@iLock. See men – eat men.
The dream feeling occurs, when you have no hard-feelings left.
Warning: Adult mood can lead to adult responsibilities.
Oh – and save the whales!
Is that a haiku or are you just in an adult mood to see me?
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs.Murphy’s ovaltine?
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones your parents give you
Don’t do anything at all….
I think I’m gonna crum!
deep man , i never thought of milk like that …