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They’re just not reproducing…
posted on 28 Dec 2015 in Menus
This explains the two King Crabs…
Photo courtesy of Mimi Chen.
Spotted in Japan.
(81 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)
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for 1 per sp[oo]n
How do they know the crabs queer
Well hello boys
If SuKiyaKi had one more K in it, I’d think I’d be worried they are attracting the wrong crowd.
Fresh crabs from the pubic hair…….
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For 1perspn of the opposite sex.
Dairy Queer’s specialty
So, how many tspns in a perspn?
86 the SuKiyaKi – the crabs won’t come out of the closet.
…not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Just be sure you use a condiment.
Please… sukiyaki is slowly simmered at the table… not prancing around the restaurant complaining about the drapes.
La Cage aux Crabes
@DnT: I did the math, because someone has to do these things. Average perspn = 66.4 litres, which converts to 13471.51 tspns. Adjust your recipe accordingly.
Please don’t tell me that the green thing is the crab ball.
I must have missed the queer crab season on “Deadliest Catch”.
I hear the use Barbara Streisand tickets to bait the traps.
Crab Save the Queer
I can’t tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this queer crab.
@algernon | 4:04 am: They play show tunes and watch the crabs dance sideways like a chorus line.
You saucy crab you!
Pairs well with rainbow trout.
I always wondered why Mr Crabs liked Spongebob so much.
My own suspicion is that the Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose.
-lookin’ at you, Crab Nebula!
Doesn’t go well with straight tea…
Served with some pink salmon.
Taste the rainbow
Hey, the claws look a little limp…
Nothing more exciting than sucking on wasabi balls.
Is that a lobster on your piano? Oops, sorry it’s a crab on your organ!!!!
It’s very attractive and has good taste.
And for dessert:
@WP. You must not own a TV. The only reason you are not pregnant, is that you sit up all night doing abstruse calculations such as this one.
13471.51 tspns indeed! 👿
It looks like Wasabi Paste to me.
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Tuttifrutti-434616735
Queer crab huh?
No problem. That’s still way better than straight crap.
Oh, it’s nice they have their own crab sukiyaki. They’ve been through so much.