No mushrooms?

Make sure to eat your explosives.

Simultaneous food: when you eat while you eat.

But is it halal

So I won’t eat it together at the same time

Decline the temptation to eat food at the same time as yourself.

Not eating while you’re also eating is one way to lose weight, I guess

Sounds like a part of one of Trump’s speeches.

Don’t let them make ice cream from your own heart and you’ll be OK.

Will your wife need a booster?

This kitchen–12 DAYS–no beheadings.

Don’t eat food with your fingers. Eat the fingers separately.

Can’t bake the parallel universe.

– Zen

– What? It means I can’t get spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, with some spam on top with spam and two spams?
– Correct. Just one spam, Sir.

@Seventy2rd o clock: Spam is most definitely not Halal.

Hmmm…must be Ramadan, then.

Molecular gastronomy not allowed else it would be fried.

simultaneous equations solving not allowed too.

– A ham without burger, please.

Remember the Soup Nazi? Meet the Soup Jihadi.

No need to shell the prawns. They self detonate.

Das apokalyptisch restaurant.

@sirpaulfan. It is if you open the can when it is aligned with Mecca.

Also Halal Span is made with Cavys no pork.

Food, to lose your head over!

Enjoy explosive flavor on the go. Carry-out vests available !
#thisissowronglol

I’ll have a kabob, hold the meat and vegetables

I heard they have the best bacon cheeseburgers there.

Liquid diet only!

Mohammed Schroedinger’s cat Ali ate here.
Twice.
At the same time.

If you can walk and chew gum at the same time, you’re not welcome.

No Trumps please

I’ll have some halal barbecued pork, please.

Islam has rules against eating yourself and eating food at the same time? How oppressive! We would never do that in America!

@DnT 5:32
But you are REALLY not welcome if you can eat and chew gum at the same time, swallowing the food but not the gum, which my sister actually can do. That won’t get you a lot of houri (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri) in the afterlife.