Lonely Hearts Club Bag

That phone number is missing a digit…

Or maybe inside the bag is the correct phone number: 8675309

A bag for Catholic Priests.

Schoolgirl? Uh oh, this looks like a rule 301432 thing.

Looks more like a fairy than a school girl

I bet that’s someone’s fantasy!

Hmm … ‘Needs’?

And when the lovely school girl grows up and marries you, she will be an old bag, and no longer one of your fantasies.

The bag actually does not exist; it’s just an Engrish.

This explains the rash of teen pregnancies on the bowling team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XegL32Btzs

“Ballerina, you must have seen her,
Dancing by my tag,
And now she’s in me always with me,
Tiny dancer on my bag”

– Hello, may I speak to lovely school girl?
– This is Police Department, can we help you?
– Oh, I see … Umm … Would you like to come to my place?

I would have the schoolgirl may have needed protection, from perverts with iridescent grab-bags.

@Huu Yuu it is actually code for the alphabet..

301432 = DABEDC

ergo: Do A Ballerina Every Day Club.

@Huu Yuu. Sorry mate.

But. You may well be missing a digit if your ballet dancer did a “Tout en L’air” on top of it.

Actually the “Grand plie” always appealed to me.

Desperate pedobear
*needs*
Excitement

Bag contains fur-lined handcuffs and a feather duster. That’s tenderness.

@Seventy2rd o clock

– Hello, may I speak to lovely school girl?
– This is Police Department, can we help you?
– Oh, I see … Umm … Would you like to come to my place?
–…I thought you’d never ask.

So… what are we supposed to text to that number?

And tenderness is a new bowling bag!