I want to Marry Christmas!

& Heppy Naw Yaer!

Then Divorce Christmas & Marry New Year.

I knew that guy loved Christmas, but I didn’t know how much!

@Seventy2rd o clock: If you divorce Christmas, do you get half of all the presents?

‘Tis the season to be jelly.

JUST I DO IT.

The prenup agreement has a Santa clause.

The New Year is happy because that’s when you get your Christmas box.

@ Huu Yuu: Half of all the presents AND a whole new year!

…and a phosphorous New Year!

What are you smiling at

Its Heppy New Year hmm, you just can’t get good sign markers nowadays

Not me. I dislike women with beard.

It wouldn’t be much of a marriage, as Christmas comes but once a year.

@ Droll not Troll: Well, it also came but once a year before that … 😉

Now I have sex Christmas!

I may marry Christmas, but I’ll get a little Hanukkah on the side. (wink, wink)

Who married Mary Christmas?

If Lloyd Christmas married Mary Samsonite.

And a Hoopy New Year to you too.

Actually, that is Santa Claus’ wife’s name. = Mary Christmas.

It was the night before Christmas,
and everyone was feeling mary.
,Despite her cries and wails.
So she filled her ass with broken glass,
To try to cut their finger nails.

Well, if you like Christmas so much, why DON’T you marry it?

By the power vested in me from the supreme being, I now pronounce Christmas and Happy New Year, husband and wife.

It’s polygamy to marry both .

Oh, you’ve been a very naughty girl, haven’t you?

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

James Bond: “Always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.”

Both of them? That sounds like a marriage staight from Sawyer’s Neandethal Parallax (for those who didn’t read it – each person has two partners there, one male and one female).

God mate!

One would not know which way to turn.

I had a classmate in high school with the family name of “Christmas”. Really!

Eat, Drink and Marry the one you love.

Really? …didn’t think Bond would marry one of the girls after Tracy…

What if Christmas doesn’t want to marry me?