Don’t bother washing your hands

THats OK. The blind trouts are a worry though

Is it the water they use in their cars

The food in our cafe is also recycled.
Our staff will inform you of this on your way out.

Recycled caption: “We apologise for the incontinence.”

The in-house out-house, because everything old is new again.

The water used is occasionally red because REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM!

Not. Engrish.

Yeah, I agree. This is not engrish, it may be a bit clunky sounding but it’s perfectly understandable. This is called greywater, it’s a thing. http://greywateraction.org/contentabout-greywater-reuse/

Another scam brewing after the VW emission scam.

Who needs sewers anyway? A closed loop works fine.

You expected unused water? It’s a museum!

If it’s yellow, let it mellow; if it’s brown…… wait, I’m confused!

“The bowl is empty”
“Just wait til the neighbor flushes”

Careful so you don’t get Mazdazuma’s Revenge.

Don’t mention the recycled toilet paper.

And I was concerned about the whether …

Also called ‘PooPoo Water’

They just put some brown pigment in it to look more natural. Otherwise it’s fluorescent green.

At Mazada we don’t tamper with your emissions…

– Mommy! I need to pee!
– Don’t forget to crap your hands, honey.

Also, tried our bottled water called Peerrier.

Our cars are ancient, and so is our water.

Is it unclear water or nuclear water?

“Well, at least they pass the savings onto us the customers, right honey?”

It just cascades from one stall to the next.

Greywater is so boring.

@timmy or Pooorrierrr

Just EEWW!

That sign looks like it came of someone’s printer. I suspect a clever embellishment on a classic upper-decker.

How is tgat Engrish?