Too Orangy for Porn

Maybe red and throbbing might help

Just be careful with that foot Eugene.

carrot on carrot action

or orange on orange action, which is very juicy stuff.

Who wants to watch John Boehner doing it anyway? 😮

She’s forgotten rule 34.

Try lemonparty.org then.

Next time go easy on the spray tan then…

But perfect for Willie Wonka’s factory!

I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t want to have sex with Carrot Top either.

Oh, I dunno. Some people might like to see your pith.

Too orangy, huh? Must be Tang.

@DnT: Too lemony for parties.

Orange you glad I didn’t see your banana then?

Maybe it’s a reference to an old and rather racially offensive ad for an orange drink called Kia – Ora : “It’s too orangy for crows!” Find it on YouTube. 🙂

This. Is obviously foot-fetishism.

Hmm. Depending on the feet, it could be real dirty.

set your tanning timer a bit too long eh?

Whew! For a moment I thought her belt said ‘engorge’. Woah! That’s almost an anagram of orange – is there a meme going here?

too ORANGEY for {PORN: WTF!

@ S U W. Poontang eh? 😀

@Algernon
Q. Girls! What is red, hot, and throbbing, and goes between your legs.

A, A Honda motorbike.

BTW. That is not a foot. It is only 11.78″. 🙄

…probably taken from the comment section of a full-colour Jersey Shore doujinsi

What you need for porn is a low-hanging banana.

@Lora: You’re right! I remember Kia-Ora; not that slogan, though.

This ain’t Jersey Shore (literally).

Orangey = orange-like?
Orangy = orangutan-like?

There goes Boehner’s next career move.

Too orangey, or not fruity enough?

You mean too ugly for porn? If so, that’s pretty sad.

So what DOES her belt say? Energie? Enorgie? Engagie?

This is obviously about Trump. And the thought of him in porn…! *cringe*