Please enjoy park at same time

But I’ll go there anyway not to to be inconvenient.

They always close to close because there doesn’t seem to be any other way.

The cable looks very tight or close to clos

Your tip must be this warm to enter.

Cool, this park has a time machine so if I have a reasonable plan, I can visit their own time, whatever year that is.

I hate it when something causes incontinence on my journey.

I cut the cable at home recently because there wasn’t any scenic spots any more.

Such poor translation! It is obvious that it should have been “lukewarm tip”.

“Cable? Where we’re going we don’t need any cable!” – Doc.

Last time I inconvenienced Journey, Steve Perry punched me in the nose.

Ah ha! I have a warm tip for you Mai Ling. 😉

Actually the Cangshan Mountains have some beautiful scenic areas.

Cangshan mountain. That IS a walking trail.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Cangshan&qpvt=Cangshan&qpvt=Cangshan&FORM=IARRSM

Yes. I occasionally used a cable to tie up my Asian lady, to enjoy her scenic spots.

Yummy! I can recommend it. 👿

Sorry i don’t multitask too well

So if I’m reading this right, the guys at Cangshan have just invented time travel, neat!

Time travelling cable cars, with the cable going straight through a wormhole.

Doors lock at 18:00 sharp. No exemptions for non time travelers.

If you enjoy it at a different time you risk being caught in eruption of active volcanoes. Or an alien invasion.

Coming into park with capacitor of flux is advisable.