Feiyan Health Tea Instructions (for fatty)

So does the tea make you lose fat or become a fatty

I think you need to put the fatty down

Well, if Fatty McFatterson would just kick that constipation habit I think everything will come out all right in the end.

Good morning algemon!

Engrish Break Fast Tea?

What – Feiyan Health Tea contains – tea?!

ingredient “towel gourd vegetable sponge” makes this sound like this is actually a cleaning supply product.

The description of what it does makes me not want to drink this tea.

Chllecys tits sounds like something worth curing!

What a crock of… er… heart lung function!

You’re The One For Tea, Fatty

– Morrissey

♪ ♫ Hello fatter, hello mudder,
how’s my precious little brudder ♪ ♫

The towel it contains must be pretty fawlty, so I would prefer a tea shirt

“Don’t forget to bring a towel gourd!” -Towelie

The fatter the fatty fatter, the fatty the fatter fatty and international discord.

This tea really should help me lose weight, because after reading this label I lost my appetite.

THE FATTY IS A DISEASE AND MUST BE ELIMINATED.

Endorsed by Fatty Garbuckle.

Are you supposed to smoke all those ingredients in a big fatty?

@ A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am:

And the top of the morning to you to!

Vegetable sponge – when Sponge Bob becomes vegan.

In other words, if you become a fatty, you will have chllesys tits. Unless they meant chllesystitis, which is a serious problem with your chllest.

Adipose, adipose non-metric dimensional fibrous construction material! Unable to access lavatorial appliances due to circumferential interference!

Children can be so cruel. Cleaned that up to be more PC…

Well! The DH who sold Bai Lin Tea with similar claims has just been released from jail here in OZ.
I never knew Peter Foster had operations in China.

POOL NOTICE
Always keep a gourd on your towels, or the Phantom Towel Thief will steal them away.

Qing Pi (Pericarpium Citri Reticulatae Viride)——Collected the immature fruits during the period of May to June when they fall from trees and dried in the sun, they are called Ge Qing Pi; collected the pericarp of the immature fruit during the period of July to August, cut it into four petals and dried in the sun, they are called Si Hua Qing Pi.

Entschuldigung sie mir. The latin name sounded so great, I just had to look it up.

No minus effect (other than weight)? Think I stick w/ water, thanks.

Calling a customer the fatty is not how you grow brand trust.

@Kioku: They’re laughing with Fatty, not at Fatty.