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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
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Drink more coffee, you’ll see them, too.
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It understands, like, that you nothing the
To be or not to be… it’s all the same to the angels.
It wants doing a coffee glass or else it loves like that you again
I want to be a potato
Hey, I do impressions. Want to see me doing a coffee glass?
I wonder what they’re smoking
You love the make “ease your bosoms” angels in the cream for the coffee
Doing a coffee glass. That’s a new one
This is the kind of Engrish you can get by easing your bosoms onto the keyboard.
I just want a hit off of the coffee bong in the window.
Love must be doing a brisk business.
How many angels can Java Jive on the rim of a coffee glass?
We’ve secretly replaced the coffee angles they usually serve with the mind eating chaos Yog-Sothoth. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!
“Angels to some, decaf to others…”
Make English, not coffee glass!
I love coffee, I love tea
and I talk all Engrishy
Is that a Haiku?
My Asian lady used to ask: “Coffee, tea, or me.”
Me: ‘Bugger the caffeine!’. twisted:
:twisted 👿
A good start to the day
Buggery and Coffee.
Kids, this is what happens when you lick happy purple dinosaurs.
2 beverages, 1 cup
I don’t care for this cover of “Java Jive.”
Who put the DXM cough syrup in my coffee?
It’s doing the coffee glass… It’s moving, look!
But that demon is lying, trying to appear as an angel..
You shouldn’t have started the seance!
I love coffee, I love tea!
Hmmm…nothing rhymes with tea…
I know, I’ll just press the random word generator key.
Pocket insurance salesman art dog frangle.
Much better.
That M———-r’s always spiked with caffeine.
WcDonalds… You it love in
It loves like that you…you ANIMAL, you!
The angels may well love you?
In the old testament the angles came down to mate with earthwomen.
Yeah, I too tried singing it like “Java Jive”.