Doutor World Coffee Beans

I’ll go there tomorrow

A coffee that keeps abreast of things

If your bosoms are like blue mountains you rate a very special coffee blend.

How’re they hangin’? Want some coffee?

Smiled with my all the enjoyment.

Have a seat and take a load off.

This place beats the hell out of Starbucks!

Allow me to offer my full and complete support.

Is it cold in here or are those coffee beans?

40 G’s need a whole lot of easing.

I’ll have two cups please.

The best part of waking up is oppai in your cup.

The Federal Trade Commission finally approved the merger of Starbucks and Hooters. They’re calling it Starbuxom.

We’ve replaced their regular coffee with Crystal’s Abundance. Let’s see if they notice!

Turns out just about any coffee slogan works…
“What do you want most from coffee? That’s what you get most from Hills.”
“Taste the Freshness.”
“Smooth out your day, everyday.”
“Your cup of inspiration.”
“Fall in love with coffee all over again.”

“Mountain grown”

Juan Valdez was no fool.

Our all the experience are belong to you.

Want milk in your coffee? Ease your bosoms………..

Warning: Letting your bosoms relax into the coffee cup may cause heartburn.

Every advertising campaign will have its knockers.

Mmmm … Hot, black and soft!

Just add … umm, extract milk

When only the breast will do…

Make it the Grand Teton Mountain Blend ant you really got something.

Make it the Grand Teton Mountain Blend and you really got something.

Welcome to the Blue Mountain Café and Brasserie.

Adds a new meaning to expresso.

It’s how connoisseurs say “calm your tits.”

This coffee is so strong, it will blow your tits off.

I would imagine “mountain” blend, would be Dolly Parton’s favourite coffee.

no comment needed

Awkward translation of “taking a load off your chest”?

That’s mammectomy!

Too many people make boobs out of themselves when they should just relax with some coffee.

– Mommy, why is your coffee always so white?

@jjhitt: Ah yes. But what does it do for the meaning of “espresso”?

@BFC Is that something like the sex change operation?

The appendadicktome procceduere.

Edit: procedure

For the tokpisin afficianados: Pinga bilong mi, em plai long keyboard antap, olosem simen Pato.

(My fingers fly over the keyboard like cement ducks)

At least, with all the grace, flair, and elan, of such a critter.

The white pointers approve of this ad.

pro f—-n ceedure f–k it

– Bosom up!

Is there slogan: Calm you t**s … with coffee!!

*their

The 10aa version of this coffee says “raise your bosoms”

@marum: you drink too much coffee.

If mammary serves, this coffee carefully selected people to nurse the beans into a beverage that didn’t suck.

“I had some Ds; they were mounds in my coffee – mounds in my coffee…”

Very strange coffee that has the supernatural ability to select itself

Feeling droopy? Have some coffee!

More than one bosom?

Arrest that Eased Bosom for vagrancy!!!!! – Hanging out in public with no visible means of support!