As good as the real thing.

Ease your bosoms for this picture

I like a special bosom

The cream on the bosom is a nice touch.

Yes, nude pictures are very special, and worth a thousand exclamatory words.

Are those cupcakes in the picture?

This is my special caption is worth a thousand thumb-ups

Ah the red nosed bearss

INSTRUCTIONS ‘How to take this picture’:

1. Take this picture. Not just any picture – it must be this bosom picture.
2. Keep the bosom. Do not release the bosom!
3. Upload this picture on any social website (Bosombook, Peeper, etc)

But somebody already took this picture and put it on Engrish website!

Is that a spy camera in your bra or are you just pleased to see me?

It won’t fit. Already stuffed with Kleenex.

Well. It would certainly stop people groping them.

The most trusted miser on earth = Scrooge McDuck.

Which, when you think of it, is an egregious bit of racial stereotyping.
(i.e. the name)

All my friends are Teddy Bears and tiny Mr. Kool-aids. Oh Yeah!

Give it your breast shot.

hentai bear strikes again!

I think I can hear Bart and Homer Simpson laughing hysterically.

We can be breast friends!

@ Huu Yuu 4:07am: “Are those cupcakes in the picture?”

No. Muffin tops.

I think that’s a fair exchange. You give me this picture and, I carry you around in my bosoms all day. Sure why not. :S O.o