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You’ve got to touch
posted on 18 Oct 2015 in Buildings
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Photo courtesy of Dan Smith.
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Careful you don’t know where they’ve been
Home of the Game Boy Touch
But don’t touch me there
I’m sure many people make trips to the Orient to “touch”.
Blindfolds available at the entrance.
For the “Untouchable “.
Put words in correct order you must, or suffer you will.
In this store you can get felt.
Also silk and other textiles.
I don’t like him. Got any others I can touch?
It’s just a touch Oriental, where they sell things like Not Fully Budda figurines, Just A Little Bit paper lanterns, and Waxing Crescent moon cakes.
They should have added the subtitle” “Better than the Swedish Massage!”
they said “pinch to zoom,” but i’m getting beat up for trying!
@RT: LOL! I’m imagining women’s underwear with “pinch to zoom” printed on the rear. Some adult toy store will probably have them eventually.
today special: Vasectomies 30% off.
Don’t touch screen, you don’t know where it’s been
I touch oriental once. Get slap.
Not suspicious at all, a guy on the lookout outside and a gigantic fridge blocking the door.
Touch, lick, chew, munch!
Doesn’t anyone f— anymore.
@Lora. And “slightly” pregnant.
@The Dude. It is not a fridge,. It is the latest model Dalek.
“WE MUST EXTERMINATE”!