Yeah, um, it’s for my…skin.

What “thing” are you going to massage with that thing?

You can use Moistage with it

I wish America’s health care would step into a new century…

Loo for

It’s my thing and I’ll massage it whenever I want.

♪ ♫ Do the healthcare thing step ♪ ♫

We’ve been contacted by someone from the future.
They sent us a sponge.

Sai sai, gasp gasp, ooh ooh!

Why would I want to massage a bath?

♪♪ Massage in a bottle ♪

New Thing Order

A Marvel! Fantastic 4 Skin!

For your beautiful skinhead

The health care thing has stepped into prohibited territory.

Is no-one else creeped out by the genderless…thing…in the shower cap?

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I’ll have whatever she’s having.

Double insulated for your protection.

@DnT. And as fast as I want to.

That’s the thing Bill O’Reilly calls “that falafel thing.”

It’s a vibrating dolorean

@RT. Is it made out of stainless steel then?

You wouldn’t understand.

They might have meant “loofah” (a type of bath sponge) and couldn’t think of the word.

Must massage the horny with my new thing.

That thing looks so big in her tiny hand.

Isn’t Jai Lai a Brazilian game?

@Classic Steve. As I assume you’re male. it may hurt a fair bit.

Bath massage thing square pants.

She looks like a cancer patient!

IT’S SCRUBBERIN’ TIME!