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posted on 20 Oct 2015 in Chinglish
If wife broke use adapter.
Photo courtesy of Jay Penfold.
Label on bottom of 8 port switch.
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Wife power source: nagging.
To be or not to be this machine, that is the question.
Connected wife to power source. Wife is now electrified, but is not dismantling. I want my money back.
I didn’t know our sky is actually a machine.
“And that’s why clouds look like that…”
“wife power source” and “insert mains lead” probably should not be put together…..
“please first wife” … if in Utah, please all of them.
One has an endless supply of wifes
Chinese wifes
She wears the pants in the family, anyway.
warranty void if removed = divorce? and you lost your power.
no need to dismantle by self, wife will dismantle you.
If first wife power source was AC/DC that’s why she’s the ex.
Ordinary drawing uses pencil lead but electrified drawing uses mains lead.
My first wife drained a lot of power from me too.
These cryptic directions could only have come from the sky. Possibly from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Instruction manual for Stepford wife.
This is a recently-discovered extra verse to Purple Haze.
you see a blue wife and a red wife…cut the red wife…always cut the red wife
Looks almost like the instructions on how to operate the T-800 terminator…
As a double negative constitutes an affirmative, I can then use this machine?
I gave my wife a portable power source.
The batteries for her vibrator, pleased her beyond words.
These are the instructions for the silicon, powered, lady doll. Insert mains lead into charger, and please yourself.
It’s a little known historical fact that Catherine of Aragon was the real source of power behind the throne of Henry the 8 Port Switch.
This vodka is too complicated. I’m going back to Grey Goose.
Sorry, you can’t be used since you’re not a machine…
This notice sign is epic . . .
My Asian lady had an endless power source. It went full power from the first to the fifth, and was still running after mine had gone flat.
Don’t ever make the mistake of wifing the power source. I know a guy who got some horrible burns, and it put quite a dent in his dating life.
The ultimate plot for revenge against an unfaithful wife!
“Not this machine please first wife power source”
But if your wife is Florence Welch, she can be used as both a machine and a power source at the same time.