She’s a pity nice girl

Perhaps she’s divorce Barbie

Clearly deaf or not defter

I pity the fool who designed this packaging!

The audience is now defter … and dafter

That is the deftest answer to this question I have ever heard. No one can ever be defter than this.

Would you eat them [Green Eggs and Ham] heer or theer? Would you eat them anywheer?

I Got Issues Barbie (Antipsychotic medications not included.)

“Out of everywhere into her.”
“Oh my God. It’s full of stars….”

Little did anyone know that whenever there was a call for help…
mild mannered Pity Girl became, in real life… Heartless B.tch!

She briefly dated Ken’s awkward brother Billy.

@ Huu Yuu: “The audience is now defter … and dafter”

That totally was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture! Now I’m going to have to THINK. darn.

She’s EVERYWHERE!

She’s the little bummer girl.

Pity girl or ubiquity girl?

She can heer you, she’s not deft!

Pity the girl if she thinks Germany’s army will accept recruits from every where.

I’m quite defterous at spelling

I’m a Pity girl, in a Pity world.

In memory of pity.

She’s the star of the pity party.

That’s pity ugly!

Help! Pity girls are coming out of the every where!

Even after all these years Barbie still can’t separate her fingers in order to dial a number on her Dream Phone. Let’s pity her.

This party bag is the pits!

I pity the fool who pities my pity girl.

Dr. ; No big breaths.
Girl: Yeth, and I’m only thixteen.

NOW. (f—)

A female who turns into beer when you have finished with her!

What a great idea!

Pity Barbie got an axe,
Gave old Kenny forty whacks.

Shop like a dervish,
Buy with compunction,
Go to the Courthouse,
and get an injunction.

Into the Bundesheer! (German or Austrian army)

Pity Barbie, now complete with Patreon account and feminist hair dye

@Long Tom: Do you mean Bundeswehr? (German or Austrian army….or parts of the Swiss army, if they had one.)

So much for die Wehrmacht.

How about Die Bundesfarcen?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundeswehr

Austria simply has a Bundesheer, being landlocked.

This is not heer.