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Obligatory next to the opposing store BeAborted.
Sigh…..
Truism overload.
Soon to be opened: companion store for robots:
“Be Assembled — It’s my duty cycle.”
I prefer to be developed
My life style is living
But only if born
Be not fond of the dull smoke-colored light from hell. It may be stylish but it leads back into the cycle of death and rebirth.
Sorry…. I was looking for BePorn.
Be all that you can be.
Their other franchise in Middle East – BeBombed – It’s not my life style.
Sorry about destroying your life style, but my choice not to have you is more important to the current administration than your right to be born.
BeMourn for all of your cremation and funeral needs.
I’m dying to find out what they sell in there.
BeBornAgain. It’s a whole ‘nuther style.
They say there’s one born every minute but I didn’t know it could be the same one over and over!
Bebop. It’s my jazz style.
Be Bored that’s usually my lie style.
i decided not to get aborted
Be reborn – its my afterlife style.
Is this the first or the second time?
I would have thought, one, personally, would have little conscious choice in the first borning.
It is actually Bjorn. He has been reincarnated as a weird Swedish sinker. ♫Borg, da borg, da borg♫
@BFC. Yes. Getting bombed, or even stoned, in the middle East, has whole new layers of meaning
@Algenon. When my mate Gary and I were little Boy Scouts, we used to rub two Girl Guides together.
Once we saw what developed, we performed our good turns.
In case you’ve never heard the song:
Chorus:♫When I was a little Boy Scout and you were Brownie,
We all the things a Boy Scout and Brownie should do♫
We did all our good turns like a Boy Scout and Brownie should do,
First I had my turn, and then you had your turn.
Chorus:
We started our fires like a Boy Scout and Brownie should do,
First I had my rub, and then you had your rub..
Chorus:
Found the original version:
https://ratiocinativa.wordpress.com/2013/05/31/follow-me-paddy-roberts/
We at beborn clothing stores are at your cervix
http://nfs.sparknotes.com/macbeth/page_212.html
Who conceived this sign?
Or alternatively, stay where you are