If you’re looking for good, wrong outlet.

My dog is an aperson, but not with children.

I hate it when people make up foany accidents, or foamy accidents.

I’m glad rule 13 prevents people from sleeping with the fishies. Take that gangsters!

Also rule 11 prevents electrocution while people are swimming.

I would say that I am relieved, but that is probably not allowed either.

So that’s the big pond right

I prefer to use my cloths for wearing

“We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.”

So no high jump, but is it OK to swim in the culpable?

Quips hand? Number 6 seems unfair to any deaf person with a sense of humour.

A pond that has doors in its door certainly needs help.

Are you maangement or managemt? Something definitely looks foany here.

I wouldn’t take children into your musty facilities.

2. A persons must be accompanied by a child under 14. Persons: you’re on your own.

4. The tragic greed of the 1%.

5. We know you’re irresponsible but what’s the deal with the foamy accident?

I still don’t see why I have to clean my feet before swimming in a pond.

“It’s a Sicilian message. Luca Brasi is breaking Rule 13.”

I don’t know aperson under the age of 14 with children.

Hey kid! I’m a pond. Help pond.

I feel my personal purposes suddenly declining…

Yo dawg, I heard you like doors….

try high jump in kiddie pool

‘Scuse me. Must facilities.

I can never sleep in the pond. I keep having wet-dreams

No quips? It must be a humorless establishment.

#9 Other than for swimming, don’t use clothes. And I don’t know what #1 means, especially since according to #4, “less” means loss.

This, will upset the flogs.

Sleeping in the lake? Luxury! We had to sleep in a cesspool. And we went to bed at 6 a.m., getting up three hours earlier so we could walk six miles through a lava flow to the coal mine, where we worked 27 hours a day. Dad would cut us in half with a butter knife when we got home. If we were very good, we got a lump of coal to eat. Kids today have got it easy. But just try to tell them that.

Drop clothes when not swimming: nude people not allowed in pool but yes outside.
Maangement will help if you have problem with you maan parts.
Pond will help Dr.Who exclusivity. (This will be understood only by Whoians)

Maanagement: “I’m not going to work today maan
and I don’t have to because I’m maanagement”

Managemt: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering? …sick day!

Pond worker 1: “Maanagement’s not here maaam…”
Pond worker 2: “Maan, we’re so busy with these complaints”
Pond worker 1: “Just tell them to take it up with managemt instead”

Im from the village of older 5 jd and older 3 jd. Does that mean that I don’t get fees or that I get fees for over14 years?

Fact. The pool closes before it actually opens.
Assuming. At the speed of light, time stands still.
Therefore. All swimming has to be done at a velocity greater than the speed of light, to enable time to go backwards.

Ah! JD = Jordanian Dinar. At least on rule is now queer.

OK. 1JD = $1.97 AUD.
Thus: It cost $10.00 Aust to go for a swim.
WHAT, do they out in the water.

13 Rules for less than 5 foot pond, what’d they do for olympic size pool?