Go deep…

“The Creamy, The Hard and The Deep” sounds like an R-rated film.

I’ll take the racist one.

Once you go black you never go soft.

The one … The two … The three!

Some of my best friends are hard.

Do they vibrate?

Woffee!

Cappuccino, the soft. Don’t mix up!

Cream pies anyone

Stud!

– Creamy, hard and deep, please.
– I’m coming!

Core-hee(japanese pronounciation), of course is hars core.

I like my women the way I like my coffee- starting with a W.

Decaf — The Flacid.

@coffeebot: It’s only racist if that can is longer than the other two.

Cafe Mocha — The Throbbing

Cafe Kosher — The Trim

Cafe Americano — something or other, the can is too small to read.

They also have coffees named after my girlfriends, the Rude, the Fat, and the Ugly.

After drinking the deep, I got black out and woke up with a creamy taste.

“Hard” now means simply black coffee? What a trio!
BigFatCat, Japanese do not pronounce coffee as “kore-hee”. It’s “koh-hee”.
However, is reverse blundering through interpretations of Japanese the opposite of Engrish? What would it be called? Hsirgne? Japagrish?Jagrish?Enganese?

They’re not in the right order.

i’ll take 12 inche-I mean, a grande

I’ll drink to that.

Rejected spaghetti western titles.

I want to be alone. So I’ll just have a fappacino.

Who can swallow those?

The Creamy, The Hard and The Deep. Soundtrack by Ennio Morricone.

Espresstuco: [shouting] Hey, Café! You know what you are? Just a creamy Black the Ha…

@peebee LOL! Fappachino : The young gentleman choice!