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First you steal flowers. Then you take honey. Now you want direction…
I lost. You sting me.
just don’t ask the bee with no face.
@engrishwebmaster NOW THAT’S FUNNY!
Welcome to Bee Land
Now buzz off, coz we’re a bunch of pricks.
Keep turning right no matter what, yeah that’s right.
We make you light load too.
I think I’m in Bee Land. I had enough alcohol to make me buzzed.
They must be Irish bees
Must be Clover Lane
Don’t look now, but there’s a drone following us.
Bees in Bee Land love Ale flowers.
Big help. Their directions were, “turn right 34.7 degrees and fly 1.6 kilometers”.
But can you pee, Bee?
To Bee Or Not To Bee …
Our favorite song is ‘Let it Bee’ by ‘The Beetles’
If you see a fork in the road, take it.
“I think we’re lost Honey.”
Don’t bumble the directions this time.
If you lost in strange place, make sure you bee hive yourself.
What you do if I won?
Hey, don’t just tell me the way home — make a beeline to it!
Right road is keeping Macau to your back, and then straight on.
Wherever you go, the map will tell you where you be.
Just tell me how to get back on the fleaway.
Bee Land is for losers.
How many roads must a bee buzz down,
Before they call him a bee?
And how many eggs must the Queen bee lay
Before she sleeps in the tree?
How many leaves must a caterpillar eat
Before she becomes a butterfly…
The ants are our friends, they’re blowing in the wind
The ants are now blowing in the wind.
If I win, you love me long time.
Consult your doctor if talking bees holding balloons last more than 3 hours
Funny that the only “be” is the BEE. Ah, well. Job security for this English teacher in Japan!
Someone needs to tell the Oilers the right road.
Balloons? Those are clover stems. Has someone been blowing balloons for more than three hours?
here map. here map.here map. HERE MAP! HERE MAP!
I told you “map” was a stupid bloody name for a dog.
You go here after Brird Land.
“Son! It’s time we talked about the Birds and the Bees.”
‘Ok dad. What would you like to know?’
@timmy. He has no face, because he is looking away from you. 😆
If you lost, please remain stationery and a bee will find you.
@Marum: Good, then he can’t identify me in the lineup of honey thief suspects.
@Frank Burns. Having a fork in the road is not a good idea. You tend to get runned over before you lose the election.
@Marum: It could have been worse. It could have been her SUPER-LONG legs!
To bee or not to bee, that is question.