So cute she’ll melt your heart.

I think I wood keep away from toxic or corrosive children.

This product is a registered sex offender because it has a “keep away from children” warning.

I guess I can’t use it on my kids then.

worst Halloween mask ever.

This item is possibly on sale…possibly

This would contain latex, but today it’s full of live bees.

Oh, it WOULD, would it???

The warning is too vague. I need to know what pH value my children are allowed to have.

“Ideal for”
And then they give all kinds of reasons not to use the product.

Whatever this is, it seems to be made of would.

Corrosive children? They must be acidblings.

I think I must have been a corrosive child. I had a friend called Rusty.

So you use it for keeping away from children

Ideal for not much by the looks

I know children might be irritant, destructive, sarcastic, but … umm, corrosive?

WARNING: Keep children away from children

It would may be translated perhaps by any chance more suitable.

The warning would make sense if these are condoms.

Must be rubber gloves or really terrible party balloons.

Corrosive Children – The latest DC Comics villain.

Like forbidding giving water to Gremlins, giving latex rubber to children after midnight will produce more corrosive children.

Medical, irritant, toxic, corrosive… In other words, don’t use it when changing the baby’s diaper.

OK, I give up…
Ideal for what?

Toxic, corrosive children… this must have come from Monsters Inc.

This would contain natural rubber latex, but the f—–g storeman forgot to order it in.

I would have thought, not using would cause children.

J-Luke. Ideal for: For perusing the Kama Sutra, perhaps?

I guess if you bought a latex rubber girlie doll, it would cause your wife to have some sort of reaction. Allergic or not.

Irritant, toxic, or corrosive children? I wouldn’t consider that minimal risk…

If you prefer a product that allows maximal risk, please try our line of unstable but portable nuclear reactors

So in other words, don’t use with children?

Toxic, corrosive, whatever….it’s the MEDICAL children I worry about! Give a 3 year old a scalpel and who knows WHAT would happen!

I told you I hate children with a passion.
Not without sound reasons.