Only cavorting permitted…

Only cavorting permitted…

posted on 13 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

frolic-on-the-car

Photo courtesy of Hilary Elchelberger.
Found in Xi’an, China.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

But you can frolic inside

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

So the battery goes where

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Michael Jackson frolicked on [top of] the car at his trial. The judge got mad at him. Remember that in the news?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Dying out of the car is strictly prohibited and will be punished.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I got as far a “Long Men Grottoes” and realized this isn’t the ride for me.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

And that’s why I wouldn’t buy a Prius.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Any body inside?
– No body!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I keep my articles in my head and my body on the sofa.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

Capering and gamboling permitted under some circumstances.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

No frolicking! Unless your licking my fro.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Obey the sign or this ride could be a real pain in the articles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

So which is the car with the ticket?

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

You’d better be careful when hanging them out of the car; you need your articles in order to frolic.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

5, Take car of your care

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Let’s steadily!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I ain’t got no body… so how can I sit down at all?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

When Longman stick his article into the Grottoes, frolic will start and people will not sit steadily on the car.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I once read a book where a couple went for a “frolic” in the woods. Nine months later she had a baby.

I can understand why “frolicking” in the cars, is frowned upon.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Are battery cars similar to battery hens?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

CAUTION
Frolicking on the bonnet of your car, may cause the plastic grill breakage to.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Electric cars? So what!
The Japanese have invented electric/electronic girls.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Apparently, they can vibrate, contract at the rate of a couple of times a second, and squeal at the right moments, plus a few other skills.

At least we now have androids, who don’t dream of electronic sheep.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Gamboling allowed only in properly licensed venues.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

So, can my out-of-body experience stay in the car if I don’t frolic? Or will I get battered…and fried?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Is a “battery” car similar to an assault vehicle?

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

One by one…wait a minute, that’s not what the old guy with the beard said.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

So, we have to keep our body IN the car whilst being ON the car….

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

Not for small children to ride upon we presume.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

No frolic on Tesla.

The Other F
The Other F
9 years ago

Frolic in the car (drive it recklessly), crash it, have an out-of-body experience, and meet the Black Guardian.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

Goddamn hippies, always frolicking

Rob
Rob
9 years ago

I’ll frolic anywhere I damn well please!

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