It becomes a must!

Get rid of the power sockets

Why on earth shall we be

This moment of Sh*t H*appens brought to you by the League of Blind Crippled Orphans (LLC).

Dump babies

If baby puts fingers in power socket every time when he/she awakes, it is time to replace its battery.

Babies, Big Brother is Watching You!

This sure as hell is not a baby monitor that will give the parents more peace of mind…

And lots of babies are made by accident.

“How on earth should we do it?”

It’s, like, By God Almighty, how on Earth should we make an Engrish caption then, really…?!

Little possibility becomes a Must? Not a Chance!

Too long; didn’t possibility.

Make sure the baby monitor has a camera and recording function in case baby could fall UP from bed.

In case of toxic or corrosive children, please ignore this message.

From little possibilities, big musts grow.

The Butler did it!

I found this hurt baby by accident.

What do I think of apathy?

I don’t know, and I couldn’t give a stuff.

Most babies are caused by accident, over the Christmas new year period.

AC – DC could never sing

After reading so much Engrish signs, I’m not at all surprised by what baby might want to try.

Wow, even baby monitors have turned into helicopter moms.

Sincerely,
-the Gremlins under the bed…

We would find so many babies by accident and they could fall from stomach if you visit Caesarean Hotel!
Who knows what could happen if we have more medical children?!

No need to be babying the monitor.

Hit me baby one more time!

Nobody puts Baby in a power socket.

Well hello there. How on earth do you do?

Forget the baby monitor; you will get peace of mind by buying your baby a strait jacket

Sorry your baby had an ACCIDENT. You did not check it often enough.

Oh, just cut out the middleman and wrap the damn baby in bubble wrap.

I think I saw this warning affixed to Planned Parenthood Hotel’s door once. Just an accidents! 😀

I swear officer, I don’t know where all these hurt babies came from!

It sounds like their emergency phone number system is down and the ambulances are just driving around randomly looking for hurt kids.

Obvious Confucius says: hospitals contains babies hurt by accidents.

Simple. Don’t have babies!

Ok, fine, life is miserable. I’m going to drink some hemlock now.