Home of the very steak

I’ll get in for my chop

Wagyu go then

Our restaurant is more steak than the others

This is the very missteak, the big cut of grammar.

Verily, verily, I say unto thee….make mine medium very rare.

Just don’t ask what kind of meat.

It’s so very steak that it couldn’t be any steaker.

A good illustration of why businesses in Asia should never use the Nicene Creed as a translation guide.

… and it’s extremery flesh.

Let’s Very Eat!

It’s the Steak Bomb!

Sometimes they really butcher the Engrish language.

I very like very stake, I don’t very like the big price of the big cut of steak.

Almost like real steak!

Here the steaks have never been higher.

“Aha! This has to be the very same steak that was used to commit the murder!”

I am Very Hungry. Let’s Very Stick to the steak.

Verily I say unto you.
Eat not of the steak of the steak of the Ikinari.
For verily that is not the road to meat your God.
Eat ye of the lamb of the meek, and the salad of the blessed.
For that surely is the path to redemption.

(From The Gross Profit)

Thanks Tojo! I enjoy a good cut of snake.

Sorry sir we’re ASIO.
We are doing a steak-out.
Did you say we have got the wrong address again?
OOPS! :red:

I get it. Ikinari Steak Restaurants. — Standing style only.
I gives you a flying stat for the toilets, after you have eaten.

Darn EDIT. It gives you a flying start for the toilets after you have eaten here.
(Mislaid m y&***&^ glasses)

Their sign is not well done. I just wish this kind of misteak was rare.

Am I confused or very confused? Or just amused…

If you like our “very steak,” you’ll love our “literally chicken,” indeed it’s pork tenderloin,” and our “sure enough fish fillets!”

Steak bean velly velly good to me!

Now that’s truth in advertising. You get the actual steak they used in their ad!

Grill or grill not! There is no fry. (Obi Wan)

grades of steak, from lowest to highest, usda format:

-select
-choice
-prime
-very

– Did you enjoy your meal, Sir?
– Steak much!

@Marum: Yoda said “Do or do not!” not Obi Wan.

“Bodder me abott a steak? Huh?
It’s like a piece of charcoal! This very steak! Bring it over here!”

– The very Jake La Motta

@sirpaulfan. Gratias hombre.. Yeah! I remembered after I typed it.
The moving finger having writ moves on etc. No?

This is The Very Comment.