Photo courtesy of Norbert von der Heidt. Found in Beijing Holiday Inn elevator.
So Bohemian
I’m worried about the movement
WARNING: Bowel movement detected. Please meat …
But I think you could condone your own translation because of the overflowing miss steaks
For a good experience of meat, do a Meat Rhapsody
@algemon: more like a Hungrian Rhapsody.
That’s what served at the wedding scene in the Midsummer Night Dream.
My meat experience is definitely lacking.
Can I have my chops before they climax?
Florence Restaurant can experience my meat anytime she wants.
There’s nuttin like mutton.
In any dealings with Florence Restaurant it’s a good idea to use a condone.
I know I have no taste, so I’m already not condoning it…
I condone only when I try to fu.
I’m only interested in the “Free Flow Local Beer” if I know where it’s flowing from.
Oh, I get it, it’s a restaurant and a brothel.
Come here my delicate mutton chop, and prepare to experience meat rhapsody!
I’ve always enjoyed the climax of the movement…
I don’t know which has more errors – the English or the music theory.
I realize staying in a Holiday Inn should make me feel smarter, but this sign brought me right back down to “dumb.”
So the salad is foreplay and the meat is climax.
My resultant bowel movements were an unforgettable experience.
@l2646134: You had a case of bad food poisoning.
Excuse me, I have to go have a gorgeous movement, then recollect my coda…
Is this the meal life? Is it just Florence?
To make sure the Meat Rhapsody is properly cooked, we use a Freddy Mercury thermometer.
♪ ♫ You can get anything you want At Florence’s Restaurant. ♪ ♫
Mmmm … Midsummer meat without coat, flesh and worm!
Ach! ‘Tis der heidt of gut taste.
@timmy. Yes. You see if it’s edible, before seeing if it’s f—able
Is the rhapsody a coda, or is it part of the main opus?
If my meat started writing classical music, I’d see a shrink…
Attain your highest state — poophoria.
”Florence restaurant. now also stocking Mills and Boon books”
So…with happy ending I guess
@Tom41: You haven’t heard of Rachmaninoff of Lamb, or Chicken Khachaturian?
Uh…this food is a little too exciting for me. I’m going to McDonald’s.
Damn! Florence Restaurant in Beijing? I was headed for Beijing Restaurant in Florence.
@sirpaulfan: Damn GPS.
The music theory is screwed up. Dessert wouldn’t be a “recollection of the coda”, it IS the coda. The coda is the final movement. The prelude would come first, not second to last. I expected better of you, Florence!
Florence + the Machine meats Cibo Matto.
A midsummer night’s dream…about meat.
So Bohemian
I’m worried about the movement
WARNING: Bowel movement detected. Please meat …
But I think you could condone your own translation because of the overflowing miss steaks
For a good experience of meat, do a Meat Rhapsody
@algemon: more like a Hungrian Rhapsody.
That’s what served at the wedding scene in the Midsummer Night Dream.
My meat experience is definitely lacking.
Can I have my chops before they climax?
Florence Restaurant can experience my meat anytime she wants.
There’s nuttin like mutton.
In any dealings with Florence Restaurant it’s a good idea to use a condone.
I know I have no taste, so I’m already not condoning it…
I condone only when I try to fu.
I’m only interested in the “Free Flow Local Beer” if I know where it’s flowing from.
Oh, I get it, it’s a restaurant and a brothel.
Come here my delicate mutton chop, and prepare to experience meat rhapsody!
I’ve always enjoyed the climax of the movement…
I don’t know which has more errors – the English or the music theory.
I realize staying in a Holiday Inn should make me feel smarter, but this sign brought me right back down to “dumb.”
So the salad is foreplay and the meat is climax.
My resultant bowel movements were an unforgettable experience.
@l2646134: You had a case of bad food poisoning.
Excuse me, I have to go have a gorgeous movement, then recollect my coda…
Is this the meal life? Is it just Florence?
To make sure the Meat Rhapsody is properly cooked, we use a Freddy Mercury thermometer.
♪ ♫ You can get anything you want
At Florence’s Restaurant. ♪ ♫
Mmmm … Midsummer meat without coat, flesh and worm!
Ach! ‘Tis der heidt of gut taste.
@timmy. Yes. You see if it’s edible, before seeing if it’s f—able
Is the rhapsody a coda, or is it part of the main opus?
If my meat started writing classical music, I’d see a shrink…
Attain your highest state — poophoria.
”Florence restaurant. now also stocking Mills and Boon books”
So…with happy ending I guess
@Tom41: You haven’t heard of Rachmaninoff of Lamb, or Chicken Khachaturian?
Uh…this food is a little too exciting for me. I’m going to McDonald’s.
Damn! Florence Restaurant in Beijing? I was headed for Beijing Restaurant in Florence.
@sirpaulfan: Damn GPS.
The music theory is screwed up. Dessert wouldn’t be a “recollection of the coda”, it IS the coda. The coda is the final movement. The prelude would come first, not second to last. I expected better of you, Florence!
Florence + the Machine meats Cibo Matto.
A midsummer night’s dream…about meat.