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Charming or GTFO!
Before wearing underwear be sure to take the stick out.
It always works on me!
Is that a stick out chest a bady, or are you just happy to see me?
Don’t squeeze the Charmin.
Makes you look a right tit
She got A in deportment and double D in charm.
I always prefer a breast pump over a fist pump.
Nothing like firm warm chest potatoes. Charming
Be a good bady
Is plump a verb or an adjective? What happens next depends on the answer.
Four straps and a back brace fit for a truck driver. That’s a lot of charm.
– If I said you stick out chest a bady, would you hold it against me? I am no longer a female.
To be discontinued …
“I am Hanz and this is Fronz, we are here to PUMP YOU UP!”
Endorsed by Princess Charming.
Make some goodies for your bady.
That baby is a vampire! The plump chest is my weapon! Stick out and chest the baby!
@DnT Before I zoomed it up, I thought it said “suck out”.
My heart skipped a beat.
Anything more than you can fit between your lips, is waste.
Dolly Parton’s husband was invited to a fancy dress ball.
He put on one of her old jumpers backwards , and went as a Bactrian Camel.
@Timmy. Especially, if it’s your stick you are using.
I’m a charming female.
And I’ll beat the @%# out of any #%$!# who says I ain’t!
@Lora: Real charm is saying that without taking the cigar out of your mouth.
What happens if you’re a guy who has plump man-boobs?
@RT: Well, you’d have a problem seeing your stick out. 😛