Aw, cut it out!

Aw, cut it out!

posted on 23 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

caesarean-hotel

Photo courtesy of Helen Lorwerth.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Cuts me up

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Its the birthing process

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

All Hail Caesarean!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Who had the cut? Et Tu Brute?

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Come in through the front door, but leave by the side door.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

When checking out, don’t go through the front door, jump out of the window instead.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

I’ll take a stab at it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Do not visit there on the Ides of March.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Makes sense. There probably isn’t a hotel anywhere that takes deliveries by the front entrance.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

There’s only one way out of here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Life is full of choices. We could have gone to the Planned Parenthood Training Hotel, but Noooooo… you thought this place would have nice salads.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

You can never check in, but you can always leave

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

That product from yesterday’s Engrish is definitely not ideal for this!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– I would like a room, please.
– Prolonged labor, fetal distress or cord prolapse, Madam?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Whoever named this hotel was laboring under a misconception.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

I’ll have the Caesar salad, but with the dressing on the side.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

A great place to spend Labor Day.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

I don’t have the guts to stay there.

The Dude
The Dude
10 years ago

To all guests, park your car in the C Section.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The Essenes disapprove of this hotel.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This hotel is belly, belly, good

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Anyone found stealing the towels, will be nailed to a piece of 6″x3″ for the weekend.

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

Best I could do with the Chinese kanji is: Imperial X Great Sake Shop,
so, something about an elevated liquor store?

I am sure I am wrong, as that second character does not seem to be found in my Japanese dictionaries.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

MacDuff was from his hotel room untimely ripped.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

O.K., so they meant ‘Imperial’ and got ‘Caesarean’. Reminds me of the time I saw a page in a German women’s magazine headed ‘Kaiserschnitt’ and was disappointed to discover it wasn’t a recipe.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If you stay at a cut-rate hotel you get what you pay for.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@ Salome: Ah, a quote from The Scottish (word)Play! Love it!!

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

I’d like a room in the C Section

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

Well, the name “Caesar’s Palace” was already taken long ago.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

Is this the hotel where you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and some of your organs are gone?

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

All are most welcome, especially ye pregnant

Rrr
Rrr
9 years ago

I want a womb with a view.

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