Aw, cut it out!

Aw, cut it out!

posted on 23 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

caesarean-hotel

Photo courtesy of Helen Lorwerth.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Cuts me up

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Its the birthing process

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

All Hail Caesarean!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Who had the cut? Et Tu Brute?

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

Come in through the front door, but leave by the side door.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

When checking out, don’t go through the front door, jump out of the window instead.

PeeBee
PeeBee
9 years ago

I’ll take a stab at it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
9 years ago

Do not visit there on the Ides of March.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Makes sense. There probably isn’t a hotel anywhere that takes deliveries by the front entrance.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

There’s only one way out of here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Life is full of choices. We could have gone to the Planned Parenthood Training Hotel, but Noooooo… you thought this place would have nice salads.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

You can never check in, but you can always leave

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

That product from yesterday’s Engrish is definitely not ideal for this!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– I would like a room, please.
– Prolonged labor, fetal distress or cord prolapse, Madam?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Whoever named this hotel was laboring under a misconception.

timmy
timmy
9 years ago

I’ll have the Caesar salad, but with the dressing on the side.

PeeBee
PeeBee
9 years ago

A great place to spend Labor Day.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

I don’t have the guts to stay there.

The Dude
The Dude
9 years ago

To all guests, park your car in the C Section.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

The Essenes disapprove of this hotel.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

This hotel is belly, belly, good

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Anyone found stealing the towels, will be nailed to a piece of 6″x3″ for the weekend.

Auntie
Auntie
9 years ago

Best I could do with the Chinese kanji is: Imperial X Great Sake Shop,
so, something about an elevated liquor store?

I am sure I am wrong, as that second character does not seem to be found in my Japanese dictionaries.

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

MacDuff was from his hotel room untimely ripped.

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

O.K., so they meant ‘Imperial’ and got ‘Caesarean’. Reminds me of the time I saw a page in a German women’s magazine headed ‘Kaiserschnitt’ and was disappointed to discover it wasn’t a recipe.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

If you stay at a cut-rate hotel you get what you pay for.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

@ Salome: Ah, a quote from The Scottish (word)Play! Love it!!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

I’d like a room in the C Section

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

Well, the name “Caesar’s Palace” was already taken long ago.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

Is this the hotel where you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and some of your organs are gone?

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

All are most welcome, especially ye pregnant

Rrr
Rrr
9 years ago

I want a womb with a view.

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