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Any place but here…
Don’t push the button marked ‘?’
Photo courtesy of Mahla, Caz, and Kenz.
Found in a hotel in Hong Kong.
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get me out of here
“what floor, sir”
..”Surprise me”
Go anywhere you like
Darn I was hoping to go somewhere nearby
Is that Oz?
The glass elevators of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?
Everything is up from here.
Found at Microsoft Hong Kong headquarters.
Better a lift to someplace else, than a staircase to heaven.
also called uber.
…but that’s where I just came from!
“And remember, wherever you go, there you are.”
– Buckaroo Banzai
Get out if you find Hades Members in there! It’s hellbound.
Obviously not the Hotel California.
Lift to right here
(Last post left out the “repeat” symbol – two circular arrows.)
I accidentally pressed the ? button and you know what happened.
Right next to stairway to heaven.
Maybe it’s just describing the elevators function.
There’s no place like someplace else.
Wherever
Caption is made at someplace else!
Located at the back of the wardrobe.
Let’s someplace else!
Someplace else is every place you want to be.
It lifts its ass to someplace else or else it gets the hose again…
Welcome to Someplace Else. Better than Any Old Place.
Me: Does this elevator go to the third floor?
Elevator operator: (sarcastic) No ma’am, today it goes someplace else.
Me: Good. Wherever that is, it’s got to better this this lousy store! >:)
One of my customers had their lift marked.
2
1
G
-1
This sort of worried me.
And our lift operator is something else again.
I guess The Stairway to Heaven, is out of the question?
So i guess this is the real-life equivalent of clicking google’s “i’m feeling lucky” button?
They’ve really improved upon elevator technology in Hong Kong!
“Bridge”
They’re Great and made of glass.
@WorrierPrincess: Or the TARDIS.
If you accidentally get your lady, “someplace else” it should cause a modicum of surprise. 👿
The restaurant is actually called “Someplace Else”
Any whichway but los. Was mein Herr?
Please find the buttons that are not marked ‘?” and press them.
Good luck.
I know this hotel! I know the restaurant. the restaurant is called “Some Place Else”.
How high does it go? Heaven maybe?
Someplace Else is actually the name of a restaurant in a HK hotel.
Courtesy of Willy Wanka’s Chocolate Factory.
over the rainbow?