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Skids through to you
Probably accounts for the off smell
Our donkeys are hairy and airy.
I need to speak to the manager, these crab legs taste like sh!t.
And a side of crabs.
you should see how they keep the vegetables moist.
Blow-dried??
They have a crack team of seafood processors.
@timmy: you should speak to the ass mgr. He‘s the one who ordered the dried seafood.
You’re gonna need a bigger butt.
Waiter, there seems to be a cigar in my halibut.
“Membantu anda berjimat” – Helps you to save money.
Looks like it’s taken in Tesco.
striped b-ass
Please try our Malaria SeaFoot also.
How much for just a piece of it?
It puts the ass on its seafood or else it gets the hose again
It puts the ass to dry its seafood or else it gets the hose again
This bloke goes into a snack bar and orders a hot-dog. The girl behind the counter grabs a bread rol,l cuts it in half, and sticks oe half under each armpit.
Customer: “Why did you do that?”
Shop assistant: ‘To keep the brad rollls warm.
Customer: “Forget about the hot-dog!”
I’ve figured out the process. The dry the product, by getting the ass to blow hot air on it.
Very logical really. 🙄
I just hope he wiped before he sat…
The hot air is produced, by feeding the ass owner lots of artichokes.
Dr cosmo kramer, proctologist?
Animal labour again . . .poor donkey !
Look, a bass-turd!
I WONDERED how they dried that stuff!