Use the force

Just be careful with that sledge Eugene.

Is because it’s freestanding

Welcome to the plaster throwing championships.

You have to get permission from Pink Floyd before touching “The Wall”.

Because you never know where it’s been

OK, I will not make caption while typing

Practice safe patching. Wrap that hammer.

In other words, get someone else to repair the wall.

Up Against The Wall….. on second thought, don’t.

…. or, don’t touch this wall while repairing that wall?

– B … But Officer, I swear I touched the wall before repairing the wall!

Mission Impossible.

I’m running into a mental wall trying to figure out how to do that.

CAUTION: Wall down carefully

Can I touch the ceiling?

“Use the Force Luke, use the Force.”

Heisenberg’s Home Repair Service

We apologise for the incongruence.

They’re used to be an app for that!

It’s like when a dog wants you to throw a ball without taking it from his mouth.

But you can touch it all you like when wrecking it first.

Hyacinth Bucket is probably visiting her sister Chrysanthemum.

But you can touch the “Wet paint” all you like….

Can I just wear gloves then?

Can I intercourse the wall after repair?

This is the tele-operated robot lab after all.

No, Seventy2rd, that’s how it got that hole in the first place.

Mind over matter.

Ahhh, osmosis…

Is this a trick question?

Q. How do you repair a japanese wall without touching it?

A. You use a nip and tuck process

And on the seventh day, the Lord created the wall, and He saw that it was good.

But it is starting to show its age…

Well! It will never get fixed by touching yourself

@Jewels. I saw a sign once.

DO NOT TOUCH THE WET PAINT

Then there was a foot square of the colour on the sign with the caption:

FEEL FREE TO TOUCH THE SAMPLE.

CAUTION
God at work

You can do the job if you chew Wrigley’s P.K. gum first, or Platonian food for six months, or Dr. McCoy’s concentrated kironide injection….

… or pass through the Energy barrier at the edge of the galaxy.

Use the force, Luke

Challenge: Accepted!

This is the first time I’m gonna try to paint a wall with a paintball gun.

telekinetic repairmen wanted